1. That outfit
would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
3. You have some
nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
4. Do you know
what'd look good on you? Me.
5. [Look at
her shirt label. When they say, "What are you
doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in
heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right
6. If I told you
that you had a great body, would you hold it
8. I love every
bone in your body - especially mine.
9. I like every
muscle in your body, especially mine.
12. Is it hot in
here or is it just you?
13. You're so hot
you melt the plastic in my underwear.
14. Really like
your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
15. That's a nice
shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
16. Do you want
to see something swell?
17. [Tap your
thigh] You just think this is my leg.
18. I'd look good
19. I'm Irish. Do
you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
21. There must be
something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off
22. Are you from
Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
23. Hi, I make
more money than you can spend.
24. HI! Can I buy
you a car?
25. Can I buy you
a drink or do you just want the money?.
26. Why don't you
come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about
the first thing that pops up?
32. I am a
magical being, take off your bra.
33. My name's
[your name]. That's so you know what to
34. Can I have
directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
35. I'm new in
town. Could you give me directions to your
37. That's a nice
shirt, it would go great with my floor.
38. I think we
have to make love on the front lawn like crazed
40. Forget that!
Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play
42. Say, did we
go to different schools together?
43. Do I know you
from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with
your clothes on?
44. Was your
father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from
the sky and put them in your eyes.
46. I had a
friend who used to hand out phone cards that said:
"Smile if you want to sleep with me." And watch
them try to hold back their laughter.
47. I miss my
teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
48. What do you
like for breakfast?
49. Would you
like to have morning coffee with me?
50. Can I borrow
a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my
mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
51. Do you sleep
on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
52. If I followed
you home, would you keep me?
54. Hey babe,
wanna get LUCKY!?
56. Do you have a
map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
57. Your place or
58. Are you lost
ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
59. Wanna play
carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much
60. I'm on fire.
Can I run through your sprinkler?
62. Were your
parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to
make a godess.
63. If your right
leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter,
would you let me spend some time up between the
66. What does it
feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this
67. How about you
and I go back to my place and get out of these wet
68. Do you have a
boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes]
Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to
69. I'm easy. Are
70. Are we
related? Do you want to be?
71. Pardon me
miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I
73. Come on, you
can't get pregnant again.
75. If you were a
tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing
76. What's a nice
girl like you doing in a place like this?
80. Sit on my lap
and we'll get things straight between us.
83. Miss, If
you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it
85. I've had
quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look
86. No, I'm not a
cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you
have a weak heart.
89. Excuse me,
I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we
shared a cab home together?
90. What's your
92. Hi, the
voices in my head told me to come over and talk to
96. Didn't anyone
tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I
thought you knew...
farted. Let's get out of here.
99. What was that
sound?" "It was the sound of my heart