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1. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

3. You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.

4. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

5. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.

6. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

8. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

9. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

12. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

13. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

14. Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.

15. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

16. Do you want to see something swell?

17. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.

18. I'd look good on you.

19. I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?

21. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

22. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

23. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

24. HI! Can I buy you a car?

25. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?.

26. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

32. I am a magical being, take off your bra.

33. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

34. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

35. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

37. That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor.

38. I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!

40. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

42. Say, did we go to different schools together?

43. Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

44. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

46. I had a friend who used to hand out phone cards that said: "Smile if you want to sleep with me." And watch them try to hold back their laughter.

47. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

48. What do you like for breakfast?

49. Would you like to have morning coffee with me?

50. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

51. Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?

52. If I followed you home, would you keep me?

54. Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?

56. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

57. Your place or mine?

58. Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.

59. Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

60. I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

62. Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a godess.

63. If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?

66. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

67. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

68. Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.

69. I'm easy. Are you?

70. Are we related? Do you want to be?

71. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

73. Come on, you can't get pregnant again.

75. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

76. What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

80. Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.

83. Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

85. I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

86. No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

88. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

89. Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

90. What's your sign?

92. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

96. Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

98. Hey..somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

99. What was that sound?" "It was the sound of my heart breaking.


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