101. Stand back,
I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen
102. Do you know,
your hair and my pillow are perfectly color
104. I'll bet you
100 bucks that you couldn't get all your clothes
off in 30 seconds.
105. Since we
shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we
use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
106. Would you
like to see me naked??
109. I feel like
Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty
112. So....How am
114. Your legs
must be tired because you've been running through
my mind all night.
115. I would kill
or die to make love with you.
116. Let's go to
my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we
117. The word of
the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and
spread the word.
118. Hey baby,
let's go make some babies.
121. All those
curves, and me with no brakes.
122. If I could
rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
124. I must be
lost. I thought paradise was further south.
128. Do you come
129. Where do you
130. Hi. I'm Big
Brother. I've been watching you...
131. Where have
you been all my life?
132. Would you
like to join me in the Bahamas next week?
133. Think you
can dance in those shoes?
134. (Walk over
to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as
you don't talk about it."
135. Excuse me, I
don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything,
but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever
seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
136. Why don't
you surprise your roommate and not come home
137. I can sense
that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me
138. I know a
great way to burn off the 300 calories in that
pastry you just ate.
140. A woman
asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do
you have the energy?"
141. At the
office copy machine. "Reproducing eh?" "Can I
142. Say mother,
want another? (if she has kids)
143. You see my
friend over there? [Point to friend who
sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if
YOU think I'M cute.
145. Hey I am a
wrestler, let me take you down.
146. Those are
nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
148. I'll cook
you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
149. Wow! Are
150. Hey babe,
wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
151. You've got
to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
152. I have had a
really bad day and it always makes me feel better
to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for
154. Is that a
tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad
to see me?
155. What would
you do if I kissed you right now?
156. I'm drunk.
159. Hey baby,
let's go back to my place and get something
straight between us.
160. Do you
believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by
163. Will you
marry me and have my children?
165. Ya know, if
we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de
168. Can I see
your tan lines?
169. I'm not
trying anything, I always put my hands there.
170. You know how
they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
173. I'll bet you
$50 I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.
174. I'm sorry
I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful
175. Hi. You'll
176. Nice to meet
you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
177. Your name is
Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what
178. Were you in
Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in
179. Have you
seen (any movie)? Would you like to?
182. That dress
looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would
183. (With hands
on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I
thought they were wings.
184. Pardon me,
are you in heat?!
186. You know the
more I drink, the prettier you get!
188. Was your
father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some
189. Am I dead,
Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
192. Is there an
airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
193. When she
asks, "What do you think of this (dress, sweater,
blouse, etc.)" Say: I like nothing better.
194. At the
dinner table, if you eat together, pick up the
bread and ask, "Wanna roll?"
195. That's a
really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all
you are wearing.
looking waitress pouring a drink) Say when! As soon
as I finish this drink.
198. Lie down. I
think I love you.
199. What's a
nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
200. My lenses
turn dark in the sunshine of your love.