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101. Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.

102. Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.

104. I'll bet you 100 bucks that you couldn't get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.

105. Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

106. Would you like to see me naked??

109. I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

112. So....How am I doin'?

114. Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

115. I would kill or die to make love with you.

116. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

117. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

118. Hey baby, let's go make some babies.

121. All those curves, and me with no brakes.

122. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

124. I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

128. Do you come here often?

129. Where do you live?

130. Hi. I'm Big Brother. I've been watching you...

131. Where have you been all my life?

132. Would you like to join me in the Bahamas next week?

133. Think you can dance in those shoes?

134. (Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."

135. Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."

136. Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

137. I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

138. I know a great way to burn off the 300 calories in that pastry you just ate.

140. A woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"

141. At the office copy machine. "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

142. Say mother, want another? (if she has kids)

143. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

145. Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.

146. Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?

148. I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

149. Wow! Are those real?

150. Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

151. You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

152. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

154. Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me?

155. What would you do if I kissed you right now?

156. I'm drunk.

159. Hey baby, let's go back to my place and get something straight between us.

160. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

163. Will you marry me and have my children?

165. Ya know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.

168. Can I see your tan lines?

169. I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.

170. You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

173. I'll bet you $50 I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.

174. I'm sorry I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women.

175. Hi. You'll do.

176. Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!

177. Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time?

178. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

179. Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to?

182. That dress looks great on a matter of fact, so would I.

183. (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

184. Pardon me, are you in heat?!

186. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

188. Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!

189. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

192. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

193. When she asks, "What do you think of this (dress, sweater, blouse, etc.)" Say: I like nothing better.

194. At the dinner table, if you eat together, pick up the bread and ask, "Wanna roll?"

195. That's a really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you are wearing.

197. (Good looking waitress pouring a drink) Say when! As soon as I finish this drink.

198. Lie down. I think I love you.

199. What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

200. My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.


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