1
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Everyone
around you has an attitude
problem.
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2
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You're
adding chocolate chips to your cheese
omelet.
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3
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The
dryer has shrunk every last pair of your
jeans.
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4
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Your
husband is suddenly agreeing to everything
you say.
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5
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You're
using your cell phone to dial up bumper
stickers that says, "How's my driving?
Call 1-800-KISS-ME."
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6
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Everyone's
head looks like an invitation to batting
practice.
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7
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You're
convinced there's a God and he's
male.
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8
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You're
counting down the days until
menopause.
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9
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You're
sure that everyone is scheming to drive
you crazy.
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10
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The
ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought
it yesterday.
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