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Deep
Salvage Pick
Reminiscent
of the deep sea exploration to find the Titanic
ship, you probe deep into your nasal
passages.
Utensil
Pick
When fingers,
and even your thumb, just aren't enough to get the
job done to your satisfaction.
Extra
Pick
When you have
been digging for nuggets hours upon hours and
suddenly you hit the jackpot! Excitement only
equaled by winning the lottery.
Depression
Pick
When your
sad, and the only way to fill the void is to pick
so hard and fast that the agony overcomes your
feeling of remorse and depression.
Pick
A Lot
What we would
call abnormal amounts of picking. Anything in the
three digit realm we consider a bit too much for a
24 hour time frame.
Kiddie
Pick
When you're
by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your
forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and
freedom. And the best part is, there's no time
limit!
Camouflaged
Kiddie Pick
When, in the
presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger
in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back
the smile.
Fake
Nose Scratch
When you make
believe you've got an itch but you're really
trolling the nostril edge for stray
boogers.
Making
A Meal Out Of It
You do it so
furiously, and for so long, you're probably
entitled to dessert.
Surprise
Pickings
When a sneeze
or laugh causes snot to come hurling out of your
nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your
shirt.
Autopick
The kind you
do in a car, when no one's looking. Also can mean
automatic pick, the one you do when your not even
thinking about it, at work, while talking to a
co-worker, during a meeting....
Pick
Your Brains
Done in
private, this is the one where your finger goes in
so far, it passes the septum.
Pick
And Save
When you have
to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away,
and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on
to what you did.
Pick
And Flick
Snot now
becomes a weapon against your sister and others in
range around you.
Pick
And Stick
You wanted it
to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings
to your fingertip.
Pipe
Cleaner Pick
The kind
where you remove a piece of snot so big, it
improves your breathing by 90%.
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