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Top 10 things you never hear in church...

1

Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.

2

I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.

3

Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.

4

I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.

5

I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.

6

Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do.

7

I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!

8

Since we're all here, let's start the service early.

9

Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.

10

Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!

 

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