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So many pedestrians so little time

This is it, I don't have another car.

I brake for no apparent reason

I don't brake.

Welcome to California. Now Go Home.

Honk If You Want To See My Finger

Honk if anything falls off

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Honk if you're ontologically alienated

Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

Cover me I'm changing lanes

Don't laugh, your daughter may be inside - (on a custom van)

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.

Hang up and drive.

He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit

Horn broken watch for finger

How can I get in your way when you don't even have one?

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.


If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

If you can read this, please flip me back over... (seen upside down, on a Jeep)

If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now

I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?

Karmically Challenged

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

My other car has bumperstickers, too

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!

My son isn't an honor student he plays hockey

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Remember folks: Stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph.

Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read this, my wife fell off.

Subvert the Dominant Paradigm

This bumpersticker exploits illiterates

This is Not an Abandoned Vehicle - on an old, rusted-out car with 2 plastic bags taped over where the rear windows used to be, parked in a shopping center.

Today's Mood: Irritable

Warning! I brake for hallucinations

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter..


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