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1
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Your
bookmarks takes 15 minutes to scroll from
top to bottom.
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2
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You step
out of your room and realize that your
parents have moved and you don't have a
clue when it happened.
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3
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All of
your friends have an @ in their
names.
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4
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You've
already visited all the links at Yahoo and
you're halfway through Excite.
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5
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You
check your mail. It says "no new
messages." So you check it again.
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6
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Your
phone bill is delivered in a box.
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7
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You wake
up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and
stop and check your e-mail on the way back
to bed.
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8
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The last
girl you picked up was only a jpeg.
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9
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You
forget what year it is.
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10
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You
begin to wonder how on earth your service
provider is allowed to call 200 hours per
month "unlimited."
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