Q: How do blonde braincells die
3. Q: How do
you brainwash a blonde?
her a douche and shake her upside
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their
5. Q: How does
a blonde part their hair?
of scissoring legs apart)
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the
Because, that's where you're supposed to wash
7. Q: Why
didn't the blonde want a window seat on the
just dyed her hair.
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on
She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't
want it blown around too much.
9. Q: Why do
blondes wear their hair up?
catch as much as they can that is over their
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde
You can park in the handicap zone.
11. Q: Why is
a blonde like a turtle?
both get fu**ed up when they're on their
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light
Shine a flashlight in their ear.
13. Q: Why
should blondes not be given coffee
takes too long to retrain them.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the
There's white-out on the screen.
15. Q: What's
the difference between a blonde and a
only have to punch information into a computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in
You don't know how much either of them mean to
you until they go down on you.
17. Q: What
did the blonde think of the new
didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get channel
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder
(With a rocking of the head from side to side) I
19. Q: How do
you kill a blonde?
spikes in their shoulder pads.
Q: How do blondes pierce their
They put tacks in their shoulder
21. Q: Why
don't blondes eat Jello?
can't figure out how to get two cups of water
into those little packages.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on
the top of their head?
All you can eat, under a buck.
23. Q: Why
don't blondes eat pickles?
they can't get their head in the jar.
Q: Why don't blondes eat
They can't find the zipper.
25. Q: Why do
blondes wear hoop earings?
have to have some place to rest their
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to
make her more attractive?
27. Q: Why do
blondes wear green lipstick?
red means stop.
Q: Why do blondes wear red
Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."
29. Q: How can
you tell if a blonde has been in your
A: By the
lipstick on your cucumbers.
Q: Why don't blondes use
They chip their teeth.
31. Q: Why do
blondes wear underwear?
make good ankle warmers.
Q: What do blondes do for
Remove their underwear.
33. Q: What's
the mating call of the