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1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

2. Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.

3. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

4. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

5. Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A: (Action of scissoring legs apart)

6. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

7. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just dyed her hair.

8. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

9. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.

10. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

11. Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get fu**ed up when they're on their back.

12. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

13. Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

14. Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.

15. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

16. Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

17. Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get channel 9....

18. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!

19. Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

20. Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

21. Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

22. Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.

23. Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.

24. Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.

25. Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

26. Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

27. Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.

28. Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."

29. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

30. Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A: They chip their teeth.

31. Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: They make good ankle warmers.

32. Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
A: Remove their underwear.

33. Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"

 
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